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Someone left a pee-tah in the toaster. And it’s still warm.

And I touched it.

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— New boss is so much cooler than old boss.

he always made me want to be better than i am.


she’s looking into hell, and i’m too afraid to join her

she’s looking into hell, and i’m too afraid to join her

(Source: theshescott, via fyeahfemshep)

"While gazing at myself from yourself, I was beautiful."

— Dejan Stojanovic, The Shape (via fables-of-the-reconstruction)

(via fuckyeahexistentialism)

compoundchem:

An update to the previous graphic on organic functional groups today, with some additions and refinements to make it a little clearer.
As always, you can download the PDF on the site: http://wp.me/p4aPLT-3c

i wish i was well educated enough to understand this

compoundchem:

An update to the previous graphic on organic functional groups today, with some additions and refinements to make it a little clearer.

As always, you can download the PDF on the site: http://wp.me/p4aPLT-3c

i wish i was well educated enough to understand this

(via atomic-moose)

(1) I found a random selfie on my phone;

(2) I make salmon sashimi don for dinner and put avocado on it.

Duolingo knows

Duolingo knows

neilandasz:

Jennifer Carpenter on We Heart It.

neilandasz:

Jennifer Carpenter on We Heart It.

(via dexter-rocks)

"I think I approached sex the same way I approach everything. ‘That’s weird… I’m down."

— Paula

Tags: life

Tomorrow, I will start saving my money. Or really, I will start tonight, because tonight I cannot spend $14 on takeout because I am an adult who lives on a limited income.